All dicks look like sad sausages stacked on top of a bag of chicken skin. I’m straight so what do I know, I’m not exactly a cock connoisseur.

If you were to be brutally honest do you find some of them look like well polished works of art?

What’s the upside to getting a brutally honest review?

I’m a middle aged man with dubious physique and enough self awareness to not do that.

Ass most of the squeeze is around the entrance.

Pussy it’s more evenly distributed.