
I’m not afraid to skinny dip in the creek, so if you catch me, you get it all.
I’m not afraid to skinny dip in the creek, so if you catch me, you get it all.
Straight dude here. That is one HELL of a sweet pic.
Not literally, but one girl’s eyes bugged out when she opened my fly for a blow job, dived on it. That was flattering as hell.
Then there was the stripper that broke in my room, jammed a butter knife through the door jam to lock her kids out and had her way with me for 15-minutes. “Whew. That was better than I thought.”, was a nice enough rating. (She was mad I had snubbed her the night before.)
Best all-time “rating”? Gf and I were breaking up and taking turns screaming at each other: “Well, look at you! You ain’t nothin’! You’re scrawny, you’re an alcoholic and if didn’t have such a big dick you wouldn’t be worth nothing!” Me: Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst through the door. AH!
Doesn’t even have to be a full-on suit! Nice clothes that fit will drive a woman mad. I think this pic is pretty damned hot. I cheated however, the top parts are women’s clothes as they’re cut better. Also, those tops were a total of $5 at the thrifts.
tl;dr: Every girl crazy about a sharp dressed man.