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Oriel Jutty :hhHHHAAAH:
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Yes, it’s sent to posthog.
That’s not what the Github ticket says.
Oriel Jutty :hhHHHAAAH:@infosec.exchangeto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Spellscript: esotoric programming language that's read like a spellbook
0·2 months agoBEFOREHAND: close door, each window & exit; wait until time. open spellbook, study, read (scan, select, tell us);write it, print the hex while each watches, reverse its length, write again; kill spiders, pop them, chop, split, kill them. unlink arms, shift, wait & listen (listening, wait),sort the flock (then, warn the "goats" & kill the "sheep"); kill them, dump qualms, shift moralities, values aside, each one; die sheep! die to reverse the system you accept (reject, respect);next step, kill the next sacrifice, each sacrifice, wait, redo ritual until "all the spirits are pleased"; do it ("as they say").do it(*everyone***must***participate***in***forbidden**s*e*x*).return last victim; package body; exit crypt (time, times & "half a time") & close it, select (quickly) & warn your next victim;AFTERWORDS: tell nobody. wait, wait until time; wait until next year, next decade; sleep, sleep, die yourself, die at last
Oriel Jutty :hhHHHAAAH:@infosec.exchangeto
Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml•Madness or brilliance
0·2 months agoDebuggers don’t go back; you have to restart and run through the whole thing
Yes, they do: https://rr-project.org/
https://sourceware.org/gdb/current/onlinedocs/gdb.html/Reverse-Execution.html
Look up
history-search-backwardin your favorite bash/readline manual.
I like the original.

$ python3 -c 'f = (lambda x: x + 0.5 - 0.5); print(f(2**52))' 4503599627370495.5
If you had let me write the C++ code, I could have literally destroyed your dataset in a couple of seconds.

What, no COBOL? No 5GL?