My first girlfriend (before being my girlfriend) once said “bite me”, so I said, “okay!” and leaned over and bit her denim-covered booty.
I’m a filthy fucking socialist.
My first girlfriend (before being my girlfriend) once said “bite me”, so I said, “okay!” and leaned over and bit her denim-covered booty.
She ended up cheating on me, and the breakup was incredibly messy. Don’t fuck crazy.