My only question is, where do I sign up to be the one he shares you with?

Sounds like a fair deal

As long as you wrap those beautiful tits around my cock, I’ll gladly get them dirty again for you. I’ll even give you a hand cleaning them in the shower afterwards

God damn… What’d do I gotta do to get you to be my personal trainer?

One of the things I find most attractive in a woman is her eyes, for example Alexandra Daddario, her eyes drive me absolutely wild