I was choked unconscious once, as a stupid novice grappler who didn’t tap out when I should. It was wild waking up from what felt like a deeply restful sleep, and realizing that for some reason I was on a mat instead of my bed, and there was a circle of people around me. It took me half a minute to remember how I got there. 😅

Two! Finally made it official this year, after twenty years with one (my first girlfriend), and the other having been with us for thirteen.