The Ubuntu 8.04 one turned out to be the backup, which had taken over because the main server gave up. Their main server? Windows Server 2003.

Also halfway, they discovered that they lost half their long term archive due to ransomware. They managed to recover the other half because it already got leaked first.

“Are you serious?! You pushed this straight to production?! NO TESTS?! NO CI/CD?! It’s not even sanitized! It’s RAW!! IT’S FUCKING RAW!!!”

WHY THE FUCK DIDN’T YOU ADD .ENV TO .GITIGNORE YOU FUCKING DONKEY!?!?!