I’m male, soon I’ll be able to experience a threesome with two girls, and I’m making a To-do list so I don’t miss anything.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    6 months ago

    Sitting in a corner, crying because you just prematurely ejaculated and now they’re having more fun without you.

    Source: my ex-wife and her new lady partner.